i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
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