I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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