he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
Small penises have feelings too.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
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