Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
lol hangovers are for mortals.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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