You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
NoShamevember. You game?
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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