We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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