kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
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