yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
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he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
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it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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