Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
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there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
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i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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