It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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