Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
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Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
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Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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