So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
The beer is more important than you right now.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
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Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
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What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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