Where is the hickey?
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We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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