so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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