hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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