I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
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In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
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People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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