marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
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Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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