Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
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What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
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We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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