im gay
i know
yea but for you.
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
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Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
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Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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