I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
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she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
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The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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