god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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