She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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