Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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