i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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