he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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