Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
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sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
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He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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