I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
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This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
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If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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