dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
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Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
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All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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