.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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