i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
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I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Just high enough for therapy.
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His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.