i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
These 19 Guys Hit The Cougar Jackpot
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
35 Disappointing People Who Failed At Sexting
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.