I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
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She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
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I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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