Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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