No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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