Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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