Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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