We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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