Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
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I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
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When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
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