just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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