He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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