i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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