So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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