am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
Randomize
