Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
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Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
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We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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