Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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