I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Randomize
