We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
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