what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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