I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
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I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
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When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
why is half of my head shaved?
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