I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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