no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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