Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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