i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
We left the knife in your bed.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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