Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Still dying that you shit outside
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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