This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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