You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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