I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
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She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
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I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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