I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
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He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
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We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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