I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
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Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
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I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
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